When
it comes to 'modifying' these cars are no exception to the typical performance
car variety. They attract their own share of boy-racers and other misguided
individuals. And they all seem to follow the same pattern of spending:
filter->dump
valve-> exhaust -> big wheels -> lowering -> spoiler. Some
will also 'invest' in Slick50, trick plugs and other cheap'n'cheerful
performance upgrades.

So
what's wrong with that?
Let's
take them one by one:
Air
filter.
The idea is that the stock unit is very restrictive for some reason.
Take your pick: The manufacturer chose to strangle the car's output
to pass emissions tests, keep it in a lower insurance bracket, or they
simply aren't sophisticated enough when it comes to designing a decent
airfilter.
As
a result an aftermarket panel filter, or even better a cone, will allow
the engine to breathe easily and unleash a wall of power sitting there
just waiting to be unlocked.
The
truth is that the filtration quality is typically very inferior
and this always leads to accelerated
wear. The real power gains are either minimal or negative (due to
hot-air inhalation)
Dump
valve
This
is not a dangerous mod if done properly (some people fail to block the
stock recirc valve with the spacer and this leads to slower boost build-up).
But the Dump valves do occasionally go wrong, and on stock cars there
are no benefits over the stock recirculation valve. Despite the strong
'technical merits' written on the advertisements, it's just spending
money on a cosmetic thing. It's mainly
the sound that makes people spend their cash on them.
Exhaust
Some
try to get away with just a 'sporty' backbox, which is just one step
above this ridiculous
contraption
Unfortunately
the contribution of the backbox is minimal when it comes to unleashing
ungodly powers of hidden torque from your beast. The earlier parts of
the exhaust are more relevant,
but even so their contribution is dwarfed by the greatest restriction
of all: the turbine wheel and its casing.
Also
beware that a free-flowing decat exhaust may induce smoking at idle
and low loads, as it upsets the fine balance of airpressure on either
side of the turbo bearing. A double-ring seal on the exhaust side of
the turbo can address this issue, but it involves reconditioning it.
No
easy plug-and-play power bonanza here then...
Wheels
Hell
killjoy, nothing wrong with a fancy set of 18" or even 19"
wheels eh? Shows who's the boss!
I've
seen people spend over £1000 on a set of large wheels immediately
after they've bought the car. Even before the first oil change. So keen
are they to make it look kewl.
The
problem is that the track rods and the wheel bearings were not designed
for such wheels. The extra tyre surface produces extra loads, so after
a few thousand miles things start to get wobbly as rubber mounts give
up the ghost. These people don't make the connection with the fancy
wheels, because the car had already been through a few previous owners,
and it's easier (and logical!) to blame them (along with the
age of the car, of course!)
This
is closely related to suspension 'mods', aka...
Lowering
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Is that a sin too? I want my car low as a reptile
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I've heard that it helps handling too. So all you 'do-gooders' can get
lost.
Ah,
where do we start...
First
of all using shorter springs with stock shocks is a no-no. The shocks
are left to operate in a region where they can't do much. Cutting the
existing springs is even worse.
Assuming
that the 'modifier' is a bit serious, he (or she!) will splash out for
a matched set of shocks and springs. This will ensure that ride height
and suspension compliance will be spot-on. ....Or will it?
Most
of these kits are a bit too generic (say for the 'Calibra') although
the weight distribution of the 8v is quite different to that of the
V6 or the turbo. So sometimes after the kit has been fitted properly,
the car looks funny. Even if this is addressed with adjustable kits,
the rear propshaft and the rear differential end up at an uncomfortable
angle in relation to the transfer box. The effects of this stress may
not be immediate, but it all adds up.
More
sophisticated punters go out and buy camber kits, to address some of
these stresses on the driveshafts. But that's patching up something
that could have been left alone in the first place. As costs escalate
and the tyre wear pattern looks dodgy, CV boots start to split, rollbar
mounts crack or snap, trackrods play the samba, the tx box builds up
psychological pressure and the drops from the steering rack are not
tears of joy.
On
the upside, the car looks mean. Hitting a pothole (even at low speeds)
can damage the delicate ultra-low-profile tyres and even shatter the
trick alloy wheels. The cost of replacing these tyres can be 2-3 times
the cost of the stock 205/50/16 ones. And on these cars you cannot even
change two tyres - they all have to go in a set of 4. Is it worth the
aggro?
There
is an argument that a lowered car has better aerodynamics, because the
frontal area is smaller. This is correct up to a point (the airflow
underneath is also very important), but these people more than make
up for this advantage with the wider tyres. (Remember that the stock
turbo had Cd=0.29 compared to the original Calibra with Cd=0.26. This
was mainly down to wider tyres, different wheels and the air intake
where the FMIC normally sits)
Then
they make the aerodynamic coefficient even worse with the spoilers...
Spoilers
The
Calibra's aerodynamics are exceptionally good for a coupe, even by today's
standards. 0.29 is pretty damn good, and even the most discrete of aftermarket
spoilers will bring it up to 0.31. The large, garish, Fast&Furious
spoilers are much worse.
The
purpose of a spoiler, when it comes to airflow, is exactly what is says
on the tin: to spoil the airflow. This can be done so
that an undesirable vortex is minimised at the back of the car (box-shaped
hot-hatches are a good example). It can also be done in exchange of
downforce at high speeds. These spoilers are like inverted aeroplane
wings, and the well-designed ones can typically create 20-30kgs of downforce
at high speeds (well over 100mph). Unfortunately they are also retrofitted
to cars which cannot even reach those speeds, but they just obstruct
the rear view. Some are even totally flat, incapable of creating any
downforce at all - they just make the poor car look like a jet fighter
in the eyes of the sad owner.
It's
all down to personal taste, of course, lets just don't pretend that
there are sound technical reasons behind cosmetic botches.
Aftermarket
body parts
Quality
varies a lot, rarely does it meet factory requirements. Often they fit
badly and can be dangerous. This guy's cool
bonnet flew off at low speed (local copy here)
Trick
plugs and leads
More
on these on the ignition pages, as the
Splitfire/spitfire/whatever wonders are never as good as good iridium
NGK plugs.
Spark
enhancers
'Sparkrite'
and the like,
usually exhibited at motor shows.
They fit between the coil and distributor, claim to make the spark stronger
Total waste of space.
Nothing that can be added onto the path of the high tension leads can
ever make the spark stronger.
Normally they are additional gaps that the spark has to jump (with fancy
lights sometimes)
Doing an A/B test you see that the spark jumps further with the gizmo,
so it must be an improvement, right?
Wrong: The
overall energy at the plugs has gone down. Higher voltage but a lot
less amps. Just because the spark jumps further doesn't mean it works
better under combustion conditions.
Steel
gaskets
After
having a headgasket failure, many people try to play it safe and opt
for super-duper, unbreakable steel headgaskets. If they could get titanium
gaskets, they would.
Waste
of money in most cases (under 2 bar boost). Gaskets are not conrods.
We want the gasket to be the weakest link - we want
it to blow under detonation conditions. Because if it doesn't then milliseconds
later the pistons will have gapping holes, or even worse, a rod might
decide to go shopping through the crankcase. We want the
headgasket to act like a fuse, in case we've got our sums wrong and
severe detonation is allowed to happen.
The
stock gasket, when fitted properly, is good enough for holding over
2 bar boost. This of course stands for an engine where the cylinder
pressures have been kept under control, and airflow is in the right
direction (exh gases leaving the cylinders and not coming back!)
Non
- OEM gaskets (Cometic for example) are also reported to have
problems sealing when the mating surfaces are not perfect, with some
people even using copper spray to eliminate leaks from brand new gaskets.
Having a different composition, they distort in different ways too (creating
the sealing!) but somehow it's always assumed that the clamping force
needed is always the same as that of the stock gagket. How wise is it
to make such assumptions on something so critical that that leave you
stranded at the side of the road?
If
it blows too easily, then we have to find out why this
happens, not weld it down.
Magnetic
fuel enhancers
There
are several variations of the theme, but this one is my favourite: Harness
the power of rare-earth
magnets (local copy here)
Apparently
fuel has magnetic properties, we learn something new every day... 
Here
is someone
else's take on these miracles of science (local copy here)
Fancy
equal length exhaust manifolds
This
is the new trend now, for those chasing maximum power figures. They
read in colourful magazines (with shiny engine bays and oiled babes)
that for proper power you
gotta ditch that joke of a turbo and fit a big one.
It
sounds logical if you don't know much about engines. Hey, big
turbo --> lots of air --> lots of power. Makes sense, innit?
Well,
not necessarily.
For
starters, an equal-length manifold is a nice to have,
not a must have (like it is on n/a engines). There is
no tuned-length as such, since the turbine slices all waves into pieces.
Equal distance from the turbine is mainly for the benefit of equalising
Exhaust Gas Temps among the exhaust valves, or else the ones closer
to the turbo will be hotter (cyl #3 in the case of the stock LET manifold)
Secondly,
an equal length manifold will inevitably lead to longer runners, meaning
less heat for the turbine (less engine power) and more heat in the engine
bay (even less engine power).
Thirdly,
it will mean more weight, which means more expansion and more cracks
in the metal. More weight hanging off the cylinder head studs, too.
Lastly,
an equal length manifold with a bigger turbo right in the middle of
the block will almost certainly result in ditching the power steering
pump and the aircon, both of which are intrusive modifications. You
need the power steering pump to operate the 4x4 clutch for example.
So
before you decide to ditch the stock manifold, ask yourself if it's
worth cutting it up, adding a flange and sticking the bigger turbo there.
The simplest ideas are sometimes the best.
Turbo
timers
Total
waste of space.
Turbo
timers are a remnant from days past, when all turbos were aircooled
and synthetic oils were not around (or too expensive!)
Switching
off immediately after a full-boost run would then cause the oil pump
to stop, and the oil remaining in the turbo bearing would carbonise
and turn to a form of ash (coking was the term)
Nowadays this cannot happen. The water jacket absorbs all the extra
heat from the bearing, and then some. Therefore the oil temps don't
exceed 120C even then, and synthetics tend to resist death until over
150C, so there is no benefit from the turbo timer, except unnecessary
idling (that does the turbo seals no good, neither the camshafts)
Idle
is not good for turbos, water cooled turbos don't need any of this maintenance.
Just roll smoothly after a full-boost run, if you're going to switch
off immediately, that's all.
ARP
rod bolts
This
is supposed to be a 'must have' for the discerning engine builder. Sales
people (and internet myth) will have you believe that the stock bolts
are made of chocolate, totally inadequate to stay in one piece. Once
you try to go over 260 (or 300) bhp the stock bolts can suddenly stretch
and then your whole block is toast.
...but
fear not: specialist firm ARP produce these mega-strong replacement
bolts, that can take extreme punishment with no problem whatsoever.
Yes, they do cost more (and changing rod bolts is fiddly if you only
take off the sump for this purpose) but otherwise you're playing russian
roulette with your engine. Can you afford not to change
them?
Scare
tactics mixed with dodgy data: a recipe guaranteed to work for sales
of useless bits.
The
reality is that the stock bolts will only fail under extremely high
revs - way after the stock redline. But so will the the ARP bolts. In
any case, the rods themselves will have failed before the bolts ---
we often see snapped rods with the bolts still in place.
The extra stresses
of additional engine torque are nowhere as dramatic as the sales literature
will let you believe. Furthermore, tuned turbo engines tend to produce
the extra torque at midrange and not at the redline, making the claims
of the aftermarket suppliers look like scaremongering.
There's
more: people have lost their engines due to ARP rod bolt failures, and
these are more than those losing engines due to stock bolt failures.
That's not something that is advertised in internet forums, maybe because
it will make fools out of people who believe they are God's gift to
mankind (along with K&N filters, Friction eliminators and the like)
Some
of the ARP bolt failures were due to faulty installation, either misuse
of their grease, or application of the wrong torque procedure - even
failing to chamfer the 'seat' as the instructions clearly state. But
some failures were due to the bolts themselves failing. I know at least
of two instances of mechanics being left with a sheared ARP bolt during
torquing (correctly). Another giveaway is people going out in forums
asking for a spare bolt!
There
is also the suspicion that some stock rod bolts were not properly tightened
at the factory. Some people even reuse them (although as stretch bolts,
the stock items should always be
replaced). So my advice would be to check the torque settings of your
existing rod bolts, if you happen to have the sump open for some other
reason. But don't bother changing the bolts simply for the 'peace of
mind' the name ARP gives you. Just the operation of the swap introduces
an extra level of risk, and it's not worth it.
Changing
the rods for lighter/stronger items is a whole different story. ARP
rod bolts coming with these new rods are welcome (and have to be changed
anyway). Being reusable is a bonus. Just don't forget to get the new
rods X-rayed for manufacturing faults. They do fail
in service and it's not funny.
So
how do the 'racers' explain the lack of performance despite all these
goodies?