These engines suffer from noisy hydraulic tappets. Various remedies
have been suggested, from oil flushes to using thicker oil, all the
way to replacing them with new ones.
While
any of these solutions might sometimes work, most likely the noise will
still be there after the herbal remedy. The root of the problem is inadequate
lubrication - these are all engines in old cars, in the hands of the
2nd, 3rd or 10th owner, so oil changes have been neglected. If fully
synthetic oil had been used from day one and it had been changed every
3-4K miles, I doubt that any of these engines would be suffering.
The
tappets use engine oil under moderate pressure to 'pump up'. The idea
is that the valve clearance is always zero, irrespective of engine temp,
because the tappet adjusts itself by squirting out oil it doesn't need.
This leads to more accurate timing (compared to solid lifters) and zero
maintenance (no need to adjust the valves)
'Sticky'
tappets don't only make the car sound like a diesel, but also allow
increased wear on the valvetrain and fudge the valve timing as well.
The
main reason the tappets 'stick' is that carbon and crud are obstructing
the tiny oil passages. This
means that the oil cannot move in or out through the holes - strange
how 'thicker oil' is passed on as a remedy. In severe cases, all the
flushes in the world won't clear up the holes, the tappets have to come
out, be dismantled and cleaned properly.
At
the very least they need to be dipped in degreaser overnight, then squeezed
clean and finally dipped in hot engine oil.
The
following procedure was first described by Dave
Andrews, the well-respected tuner, and Yunus from ClubCalibra once
wrote a guide.
(local copy here).
Here's how a tappet is dismantled and cleaned up:
View
of a tappet sitting upside down - awaiting it's fate...
It
gets banged on a wooden surface, so that the piston assembly loosens
up and pops out.
A
couple of bangs later, the piston is out:
Now
using thin pliers or something similar, we squeeze the little ball at
the bottom of the piston. It's got a spring behind it. If we can't feel
the spring action, maybe the tappet is dead meat. They are only sold
in sets of 16, so let's hope it's OK:

Both
tappet and piston spend some quality time in a degreaser bath, to loosen
up and dissolve the carbon deposits. Note how small the oil holes are.
When
we decide they've soaked enough, we squeeze again to get rid of the
degreaser:
We
repeat if we feel that they need more. Use your judgement. If the balls
spring freely and the degreaser doesn't get dirty, they're done. Take
a photo of the tiny holes and show it to anyone who recommends 'thicker
oil' to quieten them up. Yours will be quiet now though, don't worry...
Finally
we immerse them in a bath of hot engine oil (fresh oil, of course, that
we've heated in the kitchen) Careful - it smells bad and it's dangerous
if dropped. (Hint: in the middle ages they poured boiling oil from the
castles to deter intruders.)
One
last thing: the tappets, their pistons and their cylinder head locations
are NOT interchangeable. Keep them in family units using 16 small kitchen
containers (labelled properly) or egg cartons:

To
recoup: mix'n'match is a bad idea, these are not sweeties, they are
precisely machined parts that have paired together.